spazzzter's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Whitmore, the Toad Pirate]

"Oh, oh! Remember when you were blowing bubbles?"

I'm just really undecided, because I can't find the difference between you making this flash for dumb humor, or disabling any movement because of your disabilities with flash. I liked it, yes, but it needed an "OOMPH" that wasn't there. I'm not saying you need a Burly Brawl, but the audience doesn't have much to comprehend, because each episode has about 2 lines in it.

EdibleCastle responds:

made this flash bcoz it was a very simple idea and quick to animate and produce. getting annoyed with myself for starting projects and not finishing them recently. I disagree about it needing an OOMPH, that would completly go against all that Whitmore stands for. and the audience isnt meant to grasp any meaning from whitmore, just accept it. oh and at least 4 lines i'd say ;)

[Mario's revenge part 3]

Newgrounds is getting more and more pathetic...

I'm starting to get really pissed at the newer and newer submitions to Newgrounds. PICK A DAMN CATEGORY--DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT mix MARIO (mind you, Paper Mario) with A) other system sprites B) put a friggin yellow hairjob on him, that's just pathetic DBZ C) mix with clocks (sure, clocks are cool, ON THEIR OWN) D) brawl by banging heads together E) finish a brawl with a gunshot. I mean seriously, you were so unimaginative with your sprites, when Mario was flying into the air, you merely used his standing position, and in Paper Mario there is a perfectly good sprite for falling. I'm disgusted...

GAMECUBICLE responds:

I did the gunshot because i really wanted to do a 3d effect.

[Mutant Ninja Turtles EP01]

Way better than the show...

That is, like, 20 times better than the stupid "Fox Box" series. I just hope that you continue with the Ninja Turtles, because you're a superb inspiration for any hand-drawn flash animator. An instant classic--that is, if you can finish it without any crap. Not that I think you will. Also, I think you could've made a better choice for battle music, one with more.... "battle-ish" sounds in it. Don't be annoyed at the 9, I never give 10's. Except to John & Richie Zerbes.

[Perfect Kirby 3.2]

And the final score: 10 to nothing!

Woohoo! This is great. Hippin' Jippin', oh yeah. This truly does deserve all those 10's--John and Richie have done an explicitly well done flash. Only one complaint though--it got a bit carried away at the end with Samus fighting and the dragon. I like Samus Kirby though, very hippin' jippin'!

P.S.: Hippin' Jippin' is my new catch phrase!

P.S.S.: For GBSRS: KERRIGAN is a cartoon character featured in Legendary Frogs' works. His works include: One Ring to Rule them All 1 & 2, Final Fantasy Chocobo Remix, and All Your Pie.

[Perfect Kirby 3.1]

10, 10, 10! SLOTS!

Woohoo! That was quite the ride. THANKS JOHN & RICHIE. Samus looked awesome. I really like your voiceovers, you have quite some talent. Kirby looks great, as always. I like the new side-kick--it really worked out for the movie. I can't wait for 3.3, hope it's just as good!

[Halo Preview]

Did you ever go to school?

I realize that this insn't a final product, but nonetheless, your spelling, grammar, and punctuation, suck dick. It would be, "ReinforceMENTS are on the spoke", and "By AN unknown...", and also, "unknown extra HEIFEN terrestrial". Call me a nerd if you want, go on. Your master chief looked like he ate too many beef burritos on the way to Earth, and the marines look like they were copied and pasted from Madness Combat. Boy, I can't wait to pummel you when you submit the movie. I can't wait...

[Halo Music Video]

Ok, too much coke for you...

Alright, alright, you ruined what could've been great. If you'd just spruced up those sprites a bit and NOT done a music video--That probably could've gotten to some of the top Halo parodies. Oh well, at least you had fun making it. AND THAT SONG IS GONNA BE STUCK IN MY HEAD NOW, THANKS!!!! Jeebus...

[Halo]

Nice.

This is cool. I understand that you said that you know that there was only one Spartan, but a. That isn't true, there were actually 4, and b. It looks awesome with more than one! Imagine, a whole army of Spartans! (It's actually the Spartans II, but anyway) I'm glad you used the original music. Great job on the characters--looked really crisp. Do some more!

[Stick Figure Penalty: C2]

Great! The first was cooler though...

This is awesome! I'm sorry to say that the original was better simply becuase of its unique atmosphere and how the last weapon was a rebellion. Great stuff though! I really like the animation for the sniper rifle! Keep it up!

[Clock Bad Email]

Hmm... What's that four letter word?

Oh yeah, crap. This is crap. Sorry McBean, but what's done is done. Have you even heard Strong Bad Talk before? That was a horrible impersonation. And I consider anyone who uses the clockwork characters to be a loser. Yup, you guessed it. You're a loser too. What a waste of time...